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[/caption]I met Lady Valentine on the Highline yesterday. A little wiki told me that we honor Saint Valentine for marrying people who weren't legally allowed to marry- Christians. I smell irony.
Another little wiki told me Valentines Day hijacked the day of Lupercalia, a Roman festival honoring the she wolf who suckled Romulus and Remus, where women present themselves to be smacked with the skin of a sacrificed goat to ensure fertility and reduce labor pains.
And then there are the antivalentinists who might observe Single Awareness Day (SAD), or get a card with a picture of Neptune suggesting we "sea other people."
We all like chocolate, so lets just leave it at that. Thank you Valentine Lady.

